Her bottoms were pulled so low, it fully flaunted her thong and the upper part of her buttocks, à la the controversial whale tails from the early aughts. Kardashian paired the exposed thong style ...

"My cousin purchased a thong for her 10-year-old daughter with a picture of a cute small cat, in leopard print and the words 'sex kitten' emblazoned across the front," writes BW, from Sutton ...

The new version - unveiled yesterday - imposes a ban on the following: thongs and skimpy swimwear, body jewellery, lane rage, use of mobile phones and games consoles, snacking and drinking alcopops.