My wife convinced me to get hearing aids about three years ago. However, I frequently forgot to wear them. I had to keep asking, “What?” ...

If cynics are people prematurely disappointed about the future, they might now constitute something recently elusive: an American consensus.

If this is what the Secret Service has become, it's a wonder that something worse than Butler, Pennsylvania, hasn't already happened.

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