Truly pious people — those who will go to heaven where it'll never rain and they'll get to eat delicious calorie-free chocolate waffles for eternity — would NEVER laugh at an unfortunate or ...
"You don't see a lot of women in their 50s, a plus-size woman in her 50s, as a lead character on a show," Bridget Everett tells Newsweek about starring in HBO's 'Somebody Somewhere.' ...
People who WOULD laugh at something like that will NOT be going to heaven, thank you very much. They will be going to H-E double hockey sticks. But — sigh — if you're a heathen who likes that sort of ...