Follow the disaster-prone plans of the dysfunctional Thong family - parents Trevor and Brenda, their 12-year-old son Holden and 14-year-old daughter Narelle - as they try to put Whale Beach on the map ...

"My cousin purchased a thong for her 10-year-old daughter with a picture of a cute small cat, in leopard print and the words 'sex kitten' emblazoned across the front," writes BW, from Sutton ...

The new version - unveiled yesterday - imposes a ban on the following: thongs and skimpy swimwear, body jewellery, lane rage, use of mobile phones and games consoles, snacking and drinking alcopops.