Funny retirement jokes and quotes add some well-meaning lightness and laughter to a retirement party, post-retirement dinner, or another event that celebrates this new chapter in the person's life.
Jan. 4—The City of Ada is hosting a retirement party celebrating Betty Blansett's 42 years of service to the City of Ada and the Patrons of the Ada Public Library. The event is slated for Friday ...
Now at age 40, the Lakers star spoke Monday about what would push him to his potential retirement. "It won't be because I can't play this game at a high level," James said. "To be honest ...
Justin Baldoni submitted evidence to fire back at Blake Lively’s claims a producer showed her an inappropriate video on the set of It End With Us. Justin, 40, who directed the film, and producer Jamey ...
Music, chemistry, and art — these jokes have it all. Hopefully, you can use one to impress the guests of your next party. So, it's time to test your knowledge. They were both put in a room and ...
The after party isn’t going to be as good this year, but we have to move on. The Stanley Tucci freak off just doesn’t have the same ring to it. No baby oil this year, just lots of olive oil.” Brutal.
The Hill County government has extended an invitation for a retirement party for Commissioner Mark Peterson in the commission office in the Hill County Courthouse, 315 Fourth St., Tuesday, Dec. 31. A ...