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These corny dad jokes, knock-knocks and spooky one-liners are perfect for kids, adults and the entire boo crew.

Bob Monkhouse was famed for his quick-fire quips, encyclopaedic memory of jokes and effortless ability ... Why should other planets be any different from this one? I remember when safe sex was ...

there’s about a 50% chance that at least two people have the same birthday. And that’s the case whether they have one of the rarest birthdays or were born during the most popular birth month.

When asked if he had any plans for his 99th birthday, the icon said, 'Just praying that I make it,' with one of his trademark laughs. When asked how he was feeling as he walked to the vehicle ...

The Terminator could very well be Arnold Schwarzenegger’s most iconic character, but there’s no denying the fact that “I’ll be back” is his most quoted one-liner. This is funny due to ...

However, in the exclusive video obtained by The Post, the icon was all smiles as he left a pharmacy in Malibu on Monday morning and even joked about his next birthday. Dick Van Dyke was all smiles ...

As for any potential plans he might have to celebrate his upcoming 99th birthday in December, the icon quipped, “Just praying that I make it.” Van Dyke sparked concern after skipping the Emmys ...